Chicago Rates

INCALL: 10-15 minutes north of downtown

OUTCALL TRAVEL FEES:
1-29 miles roundtrip +$50
30+ miles roundtrip +$150

1 hour: 500

1.5 hours: 700

2 hours: 850

3 hours: 1200

4 hours: 1500

6 hours: 2000

12-16 hour overnight: 3500

24 hours: 4500

48 hours: 6000

Longer engagements: email

*engagements 3 hours or longer require public time at a bar/restaurant*

Repeat clients and clients that have scheduled prior to 1/14/20 are grandfathered into previous rate 🙂

Screening

This is my preferred method, as it is sent to me in an organized and immediate fashion: click here to complete my booking form!

This is a quick and efficient way of verification. I assure you the highest level of discretion. I respect your needs for privacy and security and will not share your information with anyone. If you don’t have LinkedIn or a company website you can provide a link to your social media instead.

An email or cell phone number are acceptable from providers you have seen as long as they respond in time for us to meet.

This is your 4th option- you can send me an email from your work email address along with your Linkedin or work website.

Fly Me To You

How does it work?
-You can book me for any time duration
-Roundtrip flight covered by you (funds sent to me, I purchase ticket)
-Accommodations covered by you (if flight is not same day)

Details?
You send the cost of the flight, I purchase it
-25% deposit paid to secure date

For information on FMTY packages, please email me or submit your info through my booking form.

Info

I’m available for one on one live video sessions via Snapchat and Zoom.
15 minutes: 150
30 minutes: 250

Are you interested in custom content?
10 minute video: 150
5 photos: 100
Pair of my panties: 200

I now have a 48 hour cancellation policy- should you cancel within 48 hours I require a 25% cancellation fee.

If you cancel with a less than 24 hour notice I ask that you send a 50% cancellation fee via giftcard or Square Cash App. Failure to comply will result in being on my irrevocable do not see list.

Please leave the consideration in an envelope in the bathroom in the beginning of the session.

Topics I find interesting:

Investing/finance
Health/fitness
Sociological discussions
Anthropological concepts
Psychology/mental health
Travel
Larry David/The Office/Shameless
Electronic music
Music festivals
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Past enriching experiences
Food recipes
Things you’re passionate about
Dogs/cats

 

Cleanliness is essential. Having freshened breath, clean hands and a shower prior to our engagement are insisted upon. Feel free to take a thorough shower in the washroom when I host. I also have extra mouthwash at my incall.

Please do not schedule with me if you feel like you’re getting sick or are currently sick.

I have a strict no review policy. I have currently requested my accounts be permanently delisted off all existing review sites.

I am clearly stating this policy to make it clear to any review site that this policy is actively in place on my website.

Still curious about why I do not support review sites? See this link

Dogs: rescue Pitbulls
Acts of love:
giving solid bear hugs, exchanging smiles, making each other laugh, getting a massage from you
Brunch:
3 Arts Club Cafe, Somerset, Summer House, Beatnik, Nico Osteria
Best Oysters:
Franklin Room
Dinner:
Momotaro, Kai Zan, Juno, Maple & Ash, Gibsons Italia, Nico Osteria
Best Dessert: Somerset
Speakeasy/Cabaret: The Drifter
Restaurants to try: Kikko, Sunda, Next, Roister, Politan Row, Flora Fauna, Pacific Standard Time, Alinea
Film: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Catch Me If You Can, Idiocracy
TV: Key & Peele, Hell’s Kitchen, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Handmaid’s Tale, Shameless, Mad Men, The Office, Rick And Morty, Nathan For You, Eric Andre Show, Tim And Eric
Music: Hers, Foster The People, The Beatles, Tame Impala, Travis Bretzer, The Marias, Mellow Fellow, Jacob Ogawa, Alina Baraz, Zhu, Kasbo, Rezz, RL Grime, Jauz, Griz, Alison Wonderland, Zeds Dead, Joyryde, Tchami
Travel: Southern Italy…but I’d love to finally see Greece, Thailand, Japan, Australia, and New Zealand to name a few places!
Activities: Arcade bars, Fulton Market/River West restaurants, yoga, hiking, going to spas, music shows/festivals, shopping
Girl Crush: Rezz, Alison Wonderland, any of the girls on my “friends” page
Other Interests: Bitcoin, web design, Vice, holistic health, music festivals, longboarding, swimming